Nullzagarm is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent ant.

Nullzagarm created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullzagarm, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nullzagarm, he will not care.

Nullzagarm's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nullzagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nullzagarm.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from pink aardvarks for they are unholy.
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