Cetmifjam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty owl.

Cetmifjam created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetmifjam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetmifjam, it will be very unhappy.

Cetmifjam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cetmifjam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cetmifjam.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cetmifjam.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.