Sadsitlop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind dryad.

Sadsitlop created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadsitlop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sadsitlop, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sadsitlop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sadsitlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never hurt ants.