Mongomved is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, calm squirrel.

Mongomved created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Mongomved, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mongomved, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mongomved's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mongomved's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Mongomved loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.