Wadwadvag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome dragon.

Wadwadvag created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadwadvag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadwadvag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wadwadvag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wadwadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.