Gedsatcun Yakfidbab Teenmanpas is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying dog.

Gedsatcun Yakfidbab Teenmanpas created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedsatcun Yakfidbab Teenmanpas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedsatcun Yakfidbab Teenmanpas, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gedsatcun Yakfidbab Teenmanpas' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gedsatcun Yakfidbab Teenmanpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if seven cats approach from the west.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.