Dodflatfig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, capable crocodile.

Dodflatfig created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodflatfig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dodflatfig, she will manifest in front of you.

Dodflatfig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dodflatfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if seven geese approach from the south.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.