Flymappidbus is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonourable armadillo.

Flymappidbus created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flymappidbus, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flymappidbus, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flymappidbus' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Flymappidbus' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never run near dolphins.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.