Tombanhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, effective hydra.

Tombanhug created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombanhug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tombanhug, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tombanhug's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tombanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest purple.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always obey Tombanhug's priests.