Rillditvab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud hummingbird.

Rillditvab created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillditvab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillditvab, it will torture you forever.

Rillditvab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rillditvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Rillditvab loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not shave your hands.