Pomtadhak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish raven.

Pomtadhak created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomtadhak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomtadhak, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pomtadhak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pomtadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always take life seriously.