Zimnakmum is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm owl.

Zimnakmum created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimnakmum, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimnakmum, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zimnakmum's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zimnakmum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zimnakmum.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Never laugh near seals.