Straghittaf is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty fairy.

Straghittaf created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straghittaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Straghittaf, she will turn you into a goat.

Straghittaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Straghittaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must never eat turnips.