Bomtangess is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent owl.

Bomtangess created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtangess, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomtangess, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bomtangess' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bomtangess' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away from gray capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.