Larptafdum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving jackal.

Larptafdum created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larptafdum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larptafdum, it will manifest in front of you.

Larptafdum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Larptafdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Larptafdum loves foxes, so they must be honoured.