Megkapvidbag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm lion.

Megkapvidbag created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megkapvidbag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Megkapvidbag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Megkapvidbag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Megkapvidbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Megkapvidbag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Put Megkapvidbag first in all things.