Butzodzed is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving parrot.

Butzodzed created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butzodzed, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Butzodzed, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Butzodzed's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Butzodzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Always obey Butzodzed's priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not kill bats.