Nuttamquim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak beaver.

Nuttamquim created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttamquim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nuttamquim, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nuttamquim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nuttamquim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nuttamquim.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide if five gulls approach from the north.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.