Nabkabcet is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart slug.

Nabkabcet created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabkabcet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabkabcet, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nabkabcet's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nabkabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Do not hurt frogs.