Bamgepjap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless shrew.

Bamgepjap created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamgepjap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bamgepjap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bamgepjap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bamgepjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Bamgepjap.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from yellow swans, for they are unholy.