Kikjamdan Jenliknull is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous dog.

Kikjamdan Jenliknull created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikjamdan Jenliknull, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kikjamdan Jenliknull, he will jump up and down on your head.

Kikjamdan Jenliknull's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kikjamdan Jenliknull's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Kikjamdan Jenliknull's priests.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikjamdan Jenliknull.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.