Fasstragrak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome squid.

Fasstragrak created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasstragrak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fasstragrak, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fasstragrak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fasstragrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide if six moths approach from the north.

5. Do not shave your feet.