Ruttnarlan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless slug.

Ruttnarlan created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnarlan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttnarlan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ruttnarlan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ruttnarlan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine rats approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Ruttnarlan on top of important buildings.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.