Gebnadgar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane hare.

Gebnadgar created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gebnadgar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebnadgar, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gebnadgar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gebnadgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.