Xuckwitrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous walrus.

Xuckwitrag created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckwitrag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xuckwitrag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Xuckwitrag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xuckwitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuckwitrag.

2. Worship no other gods but Xuckwitrag.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Do not dye your hair red.