Zakriplen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart sheep.

Zakriplen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakriplen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zakriplen, he will turn you into a goat.

Zakriplen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zakriplen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Always help voles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never hurt tortoises.