Gatbogcad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless hummingbird.

Gatbogcad created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbogcad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatbogcad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gatbogcad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gatbogcad's Holy Commandments

1. Gatbogcad loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never wear pink jumpers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must never eat bread.