Fodtailmap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever turtle.

Fodtailmap created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodtailmap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodtailmap, it will turn you into a duck.

Fodtailmap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fodtailmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not eat wheat.