Vigsandsig is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, moody grasshopper.
Vigsandsig created a top quark three million years ago.
If you believe in Vigsandsig, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Vigsandsig, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Vigsandsig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Vigsandsig's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured nematodes.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.
4. Run away from pink ants, for they are unholy.
5. Always help whales in need.