Banhenren is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic naga.

Banhenren created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Banhenren, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Banhenren, it will jump up and down on your head.

Banhenren's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Banhenren's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never write about amino acids.