Fenbug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking faun.

Fenbug created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenbug, she will make you grow a tail.

Fenbug's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fenbug's Holy Commandments

1. Fenbug loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Fast once a month.