Titgebcet is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart naga.

Titgebcet created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titgebcet, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Titgebcet, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Titgebcet's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Titgebcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sing near cats.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.