Vilqueegbumril is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking hummingbird.

Vilqueegbumril created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Vilqueegbumril, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vilqueegbumril, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vilqueegbumril's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vilqueegbumril's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat grapes.