Fummathin Flatnullistfubrawcumrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful wyvern.

Fummathin Flatnullistfubrawcumrip created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fummathin Flatnullistfubrawcumrip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fummathin Flatnullistfubrawcumrip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fummathin Flatnullistfubrawcumrip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fummathin Flatnullistfubrawcumrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near great tits.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.