Jatmitfly is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome tapir.

Jatmitfly created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Jatmitfly, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jatmitfly, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jatmitfly's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jatmitfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. You must love Jatmitfly.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.