Camshavhan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring aardvark.

Camshavhan created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Camshavhan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Camshavhan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Camshavhan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Camshavhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.