Fedlimlen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish seal.

Fedlimlen created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlimlen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedlimlen, she will remove you from existence.

Fedlimlen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fedlimlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always take life seriously.