Dudbisscissflisquillmob is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane beaver.

Dudbisscissflisquillmob created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudbisscissflisquillmob, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudbisscissflisquillmob, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dudbisscissflisquillmob's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dudbisscissflisquillmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudbisscissflisquillmob.

3. Put Dudbisscissflisquillmob first in all things.

4. Run away if eight otters approach from the south.

5. Do not hurt swans.