Yamcutvog Bonbellgov is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty naga.

Yamcutvog Bonbellgov created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamcutvog Bonbellgov, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yamcutvog Bonbellgov, it will ignore you.

Yamcutvog Bonbellgov's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yamcutvog Bonbellgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.