Fagbidquat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish grasshopper.

Fagbidquat created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagbidquat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fagbidquat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fagbidquat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fagbidquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Always obey Fagbidquat's priests.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagbidquat.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.