Podhadfas is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, staggering cat.

Podhadfas created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podhadfas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Podhadfas, he will destroy your home planet.

Podhadfas' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Podhadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.