Flyrenmit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic mink.

Flyrenmit created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyrenmit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flyrenmit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flyrenmit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flyrenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never feed bread to shrews while wearing cyan jumpers.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.