Rapquatbonnutbafpansingep is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying weasel.

Rapquatbonnutbafpansingep created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapquatbonnutbafpansingep, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rapquatbonnutbafpansingep, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rapquatbonnutbafpansingep's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rapquatbonnutbafpansingep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Rapquatbonnutbafpansingep.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never wear orange kilts.

5. Always take life seriously.