Largwodpon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthinking bat.

Largwodpon created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largwodpon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Largwodpon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Largwodpon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Largwodpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shave your feet.