Mapdibdap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive mouse.

Mapdibdap created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapdibdap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mapdibdap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mapdibdap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mapdibdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Run away if five snails approach from the south.