Taptafjigfabdibquartvin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident wyrm.

Taptafjigfabdibquartvin created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Taptafjigfabdibquartvin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Taptafjigfabdibquartvin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Taptafjigfabdibquartvin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Taptafjigfabdibquartvin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Taptafjigfabdibquartvin three times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.