Cabvagsog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, loving hydra.

Cabvagsog created water four years ago.

If you believe in Cabvagsog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cabvagsog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cabvagsog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cabvagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow shorts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.