Rawbusjad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous elephant.

Rawbusjad created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbusjad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rawbusjad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rawbusjad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rawbusjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not take Rawbusjad's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never pour water over plants.