Camsab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust shark.

Camsab created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camsab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camsab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Camsab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Camsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Worship no other gods but Camsab.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray immersed in water.