Figdadzot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful slug.

Figdadzot created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Figdadzot, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Figdadzot, he will turn you into a snail.

Figdadzot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Figdadzot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.